I am a big beautiful boy who jumped on the bed when I first came home and layed with all of my beauty to be seen.  My Daddy said that all that i needed was a smoking jacket and I could be Hugh Heffner.  The name has stuck.

I was homeless and had my kittens under a utility shed.  I was VERY frightened of humans, but I was STARVING!  One day a lady came out of the house with a can of tuna fish.  I started eating the tuna (I couldn't help myself) and the lady picked me up and took me into the house.  I found my forever Mommy and Daddy that day!  They took me and my kittens into the house.  I was so bony the lady started to cry when she picked me up.  I only weighed 3 pounds.  My kittens found really good homes.  Mommy and Daddy have kept me because I don't like to be touched very much.  I still do not trust humans.  DO NOT try to brush me, or clip my nails!!  I will NOT sit on your lap.  You can pet me if I want you to... 

I know that I am well loved.  My mommy and daddy tell me.  I get real good food and regular doctor visits. 

I don't like my housemates.  I am a loner and I like to be left alone.  So, stay out of my way and we will get along fine!!