Some jerk set my brother and I out in a cardboard box by PetLand in Beckley, WV when we were just born.  PetLand took us in and bottle-fed us.  A couple months later, on June 1st, 2006, a few hot gals walked in the PetLand in the middle of their Bachelorette party and bought a dog, my brother, and I. They bought me as a present for the Bride, since they couldn't find her any lingerie at Victoria's Secret that wasn't raunchy or too big.  Anyway, I now live with the Bride and Todd in a cozy apartment in Athens, Ohio.  My man master is a student at OU, and my woman master - the Bride - works all day then comes home and takes off her work Id - and i play with it.  I'm a big Bobcat football and Basketball fan (GO CATS!) and my biggest idol is Socks Clinton.