My Blog Entry
VIVE LE DIFFERENCE
THROW A BALL
Cat…... Look?, wash face could be a talent scout out there!
Dog….. Chase, catch, kill and return to owner
VISITORS
Cat…..Touch me once more and I will personally give you a skin peel for free.
Dog…..Hello, Hello, yap yap lick lick lets play, Hello yap yap…...
FOOD
Cat…..Sniff, investigate what culinary delights there are…ah yes this will do nicely…...consume slowly.
Dog…..What is…oooo its gone!
CHILDREN
Cat…..Demon seeds from hell…only to be viewed from a high up unreachable SAFE distance…and they come towards you with dress up things ….run….
Dog…..Lick lick, play play, clothes …yeah bung them on!!!...no photos …play lick lick
BATH
Cat…..Not a hope in hell!!!
Dog….Oh Well Ok then I do not mind smelling like a flower if it keeps you all happy.
POO
Cat…..Yeurgh!!!..you got a licence for that bum?, oh the smell!! that should be illegal...yeurgh
Dog….Oooo what a clever boy/girl come and get a treat whos smart??, then they pick it up, bag it and take it home with them???? but would we be withouth them??
Pat
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