Give me food! I'm hungry...always hungry...

Anyway, I'm a tiny silky tabby with green/yellow eyes. I love to jump on stuff and play around. I'll eat anything and I have a penchant for drinking pond water. My owners say I'm spoilt, but they're so wrong! I have to live in a shed whilst they get to amble around that big airy house!

 I was born in St Albans to a grey mother; I had 2 brothers and 2 sisters. Out of the litter, I had the darkest colour and I was unique, because I had no socks and they did .

 In 2006, when I was 9 months old, I gave birth to a litter of 3; 2 tabby boys, just like their mother, and 1 small black kitten with ghost markings of unknown sex. They disappeared after about 6 weeks and I spent ages looking for them, but I guess I'll never know where they've gone. Since then, though, I've become my old, playful, sleepy self. My hobbies are eating, sleeping, randomly nibbling things, jumping on things I'm not supposed to, playing the piano and lying by the fire. Aaah...

 Anyway, I must get back to trying to jump on the kitchen windowsill and persuading my owners to feed me. See you!

Yawn...

 Uh, anyway, I'm Inspiron. I'm a big black-and-white cat, about 7 now...I'm getting on in years...

 Nobody knows much about me, as I'm silent. People think I may have been owned once and then outcast, as I am more open than most other strays around here. I might be so shy because I was forcibly neutered by a bunch of crazy old ladies operating all over the world.

 I adopted a family in 2004; at first they thought I was just another stray, but the daughter begged to keep me. I used to be king of the castle, but then Salami arrived and started beating me up, the young upstart! We're friends now though.

 Recently I have begun to find my voice and I miaow a little. I try to be a soprano like Salami, but she says I'm more of a contralto. What an insult! I like to laze around and drink milk, but I DON'T like being touched.