Purrs and Head Bonks!

I is Lukie, an I is da REAL heads of da household. Pippy may think he ises, but ifs ya wanna haves fun den its ME ME ME!! If der is noize den its ME...if der is crashes, den its ME  If somepin is brokes, den ya, its ME....ifs ya hears gallops from upstairs to  da basemet...yuppers, its ME...evewyting is ME! Cept if ya ASKS me if I dids it...den nope, "wasn't ME"! I haves perfected da "Who? ME? " and da "I didnt do it" look, and will give lessons to any other kitties dat wants to learn. You may pay in catnip and kitty treats. Thanks you .

Meows, Lukie 

I am ALPHA in this household, and I rule the roost here! I am never ruffled and always sedate and a cool character. I also believe in impeccable grooming. One must always be presentable and at their best at all times. The other members of my tribe cannot even spell right if you notice, my goodness gracious they are embarassing to me. You may address me as King Pip, the royal highness of the Tribal Family of the Wisconsin Crew. That will be sufficent.

I adore kissing my hooman mother, as I adore her, and although I will greet other hoomans, I always make sure I come back to her immediately to let her know she is number one in my cat book! I have learned to kiss and I love to rub my head on my hooman mother. ( Hint to all other cats: Hoomans eat that stuff up!) I also have learned how to aggravate the prior alpha cat, Baby the psycho witch from the cat nether world. I just stare at her and it annoys her to no end. I never get tired of irritating her, it makes my day! 

The only toy I play with is a foam ball. And the only reason I ever pick it up is to get attention from my hoooman mother who thinks it is adorable. ( Oh gag...) But once I bring it to her, I refuse to chase it. It is just a ploy, but the silly woman does not know that.

I also am the one who keeps this place neat and orderly. I "sweep" the litter tha falls out of the litter box, and the food that happens to fall from the dishes. These others are SO messy and unorganized, and I find that despicable, personally.

I never fall, I am always poised and I always mean to do whatever action you see me take. Face it, I am the perfect cat specimen and you shall all bow down and worship me. You are now excused.

I am only 3 months old and just a wittle bitty baby yet !  I ams a goofy little kitty, and Mommy says I am a great big word "obnoxious" when it comes to food! The word NO is not in my vocabulary yet, she says. I don't understand all this, I just know I like to have fun, and I hate my eye drops, and I love my new bro's and sissies, they are all fun to play with, and life is fun , and I am so happy I am here, and I am white, what color are you? and LOOK there IS a bug on the wall, and can I have some of that whatever it is you are eating? and I wanna play , lemme go! Did I tell you I can only see out of one eye? but I don't care, doesn't bother me, just don't put that stuff in my eyes,  and LOOK, there's a jingle ball, and whatcha got to eat? Wanna play mousie? Hi, I'm jelly, and I like to move fast, and you can't catch me....

Oh, I am supposed to tell everybody that I am getting spayed next month , what is that? Will I like it? Does it taste good?