im a grumpy old lady. i will sit in your lap if i so choose, and if you want to get up, well, think again. because ima dig these razor sharp claws into your flesh and hold on for dear life. i am very vocal and have a very vivid personality. i was once human, but due to the actions in my past life, i was reincarnated as a cat, though i am STILL human. many people have a problem comprehending this, but thats okay. we cant all be as advanced as myself. anywho, i spend my days usually laying in the same spot on the couch, waiting for the next warm lap to show up for me. i demand attention and respect and loyalty. i despise the other cats here with me, they are still young souls and are only concerned for playing and sleeping. i have much better things to focus on with my limited time... grrrrrrrrr.....

i am as rambunctious as a hormonal teen boy, as my berries have not been cut off yet. my mom is a procrastinator but i know my time is coming very VERY soon because there is a new girl in the house and she has made mention about her "no pregnant kitty" policy. i think she has a problem with discrimination. something about all the neighbors in our hood having too many kittens and they are white trash. no baby momma drama!!!! anywho, my boys will be departing soon. i like to play fetch with my little purple toy mouse, but NOTHING else, and getting high with muh catz off of pure grade nip. me and the dog-Zoose-are good pals and hold it down in this hizzy.

i like to suckle. i will drool all over your clothes. also, mom says im a little slow in the head. i dont know what that means but i know she loves me anyways. i spend most of my day being lazy and eating, and also fighting bocephus for the top of the hanging chair, shown in HIS photo. i am very sweet, but VERY picky. if you walk too close by me i tend to hollar and growl and sometimes scratch you. Ness is my role model. if i could 1/2 the @#$% that she is, i know i will have lived up to my potential. i also enjoy attacking the dog when he comes within about 2 feet from me.

iz cannot tipe 2 gud yet