How's your summer going?  I am Jeffrey Alexander, but just call me Jeffrey or Jeff.  I am a sweet cat and an attention seeker, very sociable in large groups, all of Mommy's friends love me.  I don't have a dad but I do have 4 grandparents.  I live with Grandma, Papa Jim, Mommy's sisters, Auntie Jo and Aunt Emma, and sometimes Mommy's brother, Uncle Jimmy, and occasionally Papa Pete (or Grandpa) stops by.  I live with 5 other cats, and 2 dogs.  Uncle Max is Grandma's cat, 10 years old, his real name is Maximilian.  Aunt Jackie is Grandma and Papa Jim's cat, 5 years old and has one eye, hence the name Jackie, her real name is Jacqueline.  Tiki is Papa Jim and Aunt Emma's dog, Bart is my canine brother, I am intimidated by him because he's a huge and hyper puppy.  I was intimidated by Tiki at first, but now we are best buddies.  Tiki is 6 1/2 years old and a Shiba Inu, her real name is Tequila, and Bart is a 4-month-old Golden Retriever puppy, his real name is Bartholomew.  I instigate fights with my cousin Fiona, who is Uncle Jimmy's cat, and we call her the bipolar cat.  I also don't really get along with Aunt Jackie or my cousin Cleo, who is Auntie Jo's cat.  Of the cats, I get along best with my cousin Marius, who is also Auntie Jo's cat.  Fiona, Aunt Jackie, Marius, and I are all 5 years old, and Cleo is 3 years old.  Uncle Max is my kitty boss.  Mommy was 15 years old when she picked me up from a shelter, I was surrendered with my brother Sampson, who sadly I am separated from because Mommy and her family couldn't take both of us, they would have if they hadn't bought all their other cats before me.  Stupid township cat limits.  I jump on counters all the time and get impatient when Mommy begins to feed me and the other cats our dinner, so Mommy and her family have to close all the doors and set a Jeff trap.  I may be the spoiled brat of the cats, but I am also the sweetest and cutest of them all.  I love my Mommy very much and lick her face when she picks me up.  For 10 days, she had a cat named Julius Alexander, who had to be put to sleep because he had the cat equivalent of leukemia and lost many white blood cells, so Mommy replaced him with me and I love her for that!