People sometimes have a hard time understanding me because of my Russian accent and broken English.  But I write really well.  I'm really cute and people love me.  I've been told that I closely resemble David Bowie from Labyrinth.  I think I might be my mum's favorite - she's always hugging on me and talking at me in different voices.  I have two siblings - Higgins and The Girl Baby.  They don't really let me play with them very much.  I think they're jealous of how cute I am. Sometimes Higgins swats at me and gets his claws stuck in my fur.

I spend a good part of my day in the bathroom because I sleep in the sink.  But if mum's home, I like to go from room to room, wherever she goes.  She got mad at me the other day because I got in the dryer right after she took some clothes out.  I think she said something like "Tuni, you get out of there right now!".  I did.