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Our Favorite Jokes
Q: What does Timmy use to make Lassie's food?
A: Collie flour!
Q: How did the parrot get to the vet?
A: Flu!
Q: What's the fastest way to get a police dog?
A: Dial K911!
Q: What kind of a tree will a cat never climb?
A: A dogwood!
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What kinds of dogs have their eyes closest together?
A: The smallest ones!
Q: What does a Chow-Chow say when a cat turns it inside-out?
A: "Ouch, Ouch!"
Q: How did the dumb dog get a bloody forehead?
A: From chasing parked cars!
Q: How is a limping dog just like a hill?
A: One's a slow pup, the other's a slope up!
Q: How do you fix a rabbit's broken leg?
A: In the hopspital!
Q: What's the difference between a dumb dog and a failed medical student?
A: Nothing. You can't teach either to heel!
Q: What does a dog do that a person steps in?
A: Pants!
Q: What is it called when a mixed breed dog talks to itself?
A: Muttering!
Q: What do you call a cat being chased by dogs?
A: Hounded!
Q: And how would you describe the hounds that are chasing the cat?
A: Dogged!
Q: Where do dogs stay when they go camping?
A: In a pup tent!
Q: What kind of cat eats with its feet?
A: All of them. They're attached!
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