120 days ago by fritoandtheg... | 111 views | 5 meows

Gina's Censored Playlist

Frito posted his music playlist a while back and they told me I had to pick some of my favorite songs that show my “inner cat” or some other nerd, swirly girly nonsense like that.  Well, I’m Gina.  I don’t like much of anything.  Ever.  I don’t like cat treats.  None of them.  I don’t like cat toys.  Frito’s tail is about the only toy I’ve ever liked, and that’s just because he hates it when I play with it.  I don’t like the little humans.  You’ll notice they don’t try that “dress up the kitty” stuff with me, huh?  I do tolerate Mom.  I may even like her, if she didn’t make me do silly stuff like this.  The one they call Dad swears I try to suffocate him in his sleep.  Mom says I’m giving him kisses.  Whatever makes her feel better. 

I like Frito best, but he always smells like cat food and he snores.  I don’t like Lea, basically because she breathes.  Daily I try to take out the old walking skeleton of a dog when he comes up the stairs.   He never gets it and keeps coming up those stairs day after day.  Whack!  Right into my paw.  Lowest intelligence around.  Sal E. Cat was a piece of work.  I could have liked him, but he was completely psychotic and tried to kill me on sight.  And they say I have anger management issues?  The other cats say I scare them.  Babies.  Whiners.  They are always out to please everyone.  Never biting.  Never showing their little claws.  Well, my claws are always out and if I don’t like something, I will pee on it, I don’t care how many litter boxes you give me. 

I had a lot more songs , but, as usual, I get censored.  Inappropriate language.  Too violent. “Too much anger for such a little kitty”.  Given my lack of rights in this house, this was the best list I could create under the circumstances.  Frito says my music gives him heartburn.  It gives Lea hairballs.  Whatever.  I know Mom likes me best.  I’m the only cat in the house with any attitude.  Well, here it is.  My world in music, with “catitude”.