Greetings humans! Starscream here. It appears I've arrived on this planet in this strange polycarbonate feline form. But I shall be patient, for now, and let my two human servants attend to my needs until the time is right.

My two servants took me away from the animal gathering facility in December of last year. There were other, smaller, and I suppose, "cuter" units avalible, but the female servant wanted an older feline. Mind you, I'm still under a year and very "kitten-like" which can sometimes annoy my humans. 

My humans say I'm very well behaved. I don't claw, climb or chew any of their precious things (videogame systems). I also understand the importance of a bath. One as regal as I must always look good! The female lets me play in the tub with a bit of water and the stringy-toy! I LOVE to eat! Especially my dinner of Fancy Feast!

One day, I shall return to Cybertron but until then, I shall be worshipped by my servants.  I'll sleep with them on their bed every night and pretend to be a perfect angel, until it's time to paw them awake!