Meow! My name is Smacks.

I'm a black cat.

I love hanging out on the streets and spending time with my black cat friends. You may have seen a kat that looks like me by the dumpster, but its not. His hair is scraggly and ugly and mine is smooth as silk.

When I'm not outside, I'm inside eating my wet cat food. I enjoy chicken and beef bits with gravy. When I'm full on grub, I have my slave brush me with my Barbie Brush. Hey, I'm not gay, just a metrosexual. I also have my slave give me massages, by rubbing my head and belly. Sometimes we bond by having a smoke, but my slave is just that, at my beck and call.

Recently my slave has been bringing by a female slave. She's cool and has a  black cat that sits atop her head. At night, I sensually brush the girl kitty's hair. I think she likes me.

Meow! Meow!