351 days ago by Roachiesmom | 76 views | 0 meows

I am Spike!

For the record, I am not Roachie!  Roachie is my big brother. I never met him, but my mom has stuff that smells like him.  I don't like it.  I am the Center of the Universe, and these other people around here are not. 

So who am I?  I am Ethan Wesley.  I am Spike.   I am Spooky.  I also answer to "Food."  Mom tells people in a past life, I died of starvation; and I am determined THAT never happens again.  Food is not my hobby.  It is my passion.  It is also my enemy.  That thing around my head?  Not just a fashion statement.  It keeps me from eating myself!

I am also a quintuplet, but don't for a second think that means there are four more just like ME, because...just no!  There is only one me.  

This is my family:

Mom, who is my secretary, and provides my necessary lap space.

Ryan, who is my big brother.  He is a 2legger.   

Meg, who is my big sister.  She is also a 2legger.  

Then there is Will, Me, Cordelia, Buffy and Angel.  And baby brother Chase.  And we have two brothers who are in Kitty Afterlife. Roach, who I never met, and Connor.  Connor was deaf and Mom made him learn a sign to ask for his food when he was a baby, 'cause she kept it on a shelf.  Something about big boys not needing to eat baby food, when it is yummy...really, I think she was just teaching him not to share. Plain selfish, if you ask me.  

Also Gum, who is my grandmother (she calls me Spooky); Gabby, who is my aunt (and something called a biological mother); Riley who is my outdoor sister, and RJ, who is Chase's twin, but no one can catch him.    

And now my mom is making whiny noises about me putting her leg to sleep and how she has to go to bed, so I guess this concludes my very first blog entry.