My Cats
Birthday: April 1, 1999
Breed: Siamese
Secondary Breed: Unknown
Size: Large
Home Date: July 10, 1999
I'm a loveable big white cat with a good heart, a keen sense of adventure, and a slashing sense of humor I'm part Siamese, which accounts for my expansive vocabulary, and the other part of me is flat-out, take-no-prisoners tomcat. I live in Burbank, California with my human, Steve, and Steve's female, Judy.
I am the author of The World Is Your Litter Box, a wildly-funny how-to manual for cats, which is now available wherever fine books are sold. For more information about me and the book, please visit the official The World Is Your Litter Box website.
Won: 395 Lost: 360
Cat Life
Favorite Nap Spot: Changes according to my mood (and the position of the sun)
Favorite Bathroom Spot: My litter box
Favorite Food/Treats: You name it
Favorite Toy: My human, Steve
Tricks: Too many to mention
Pet Peeves: Too many to mention
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"Outdoor"
Mating
"Neutered"
My BFF Pals
My 29 Cat Pals
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dear Quasi,
meow~~~~MeOw~~~~~~~niCe 2 meeT u.. meOw~~~~~~~~~~~~
9 days ago by bighead
Life is great when Sammy "the Bull" is your Big Bro!
Baby Willow
24 days ago by Krying
yeah thanx to you too
im alwayz happa to meet new kittyz
29 days ago by Shadow_Sylve...
With the 4th of July upon us, I thought I’d share with you my personal take on the holiday from a cat’s perspective. This is an excerpt from the “Holiday Fun (& Danger)” chapter of The World Is Your Litter Box….
4th of July: The birthday of America with lots of patriotic razzle-dazzle, but not a good holiday for cats. Most Americans celebrate the 4th with backyard barbeques that fill the air with noxious, cloying smoke (Fools! Do they really think global warming is a myth?) Then when it gets dark, after gorging themselves and drinking copious amounts of beer, they go and watch explosions in the sky. While some of these explosions are quite pretty (and quite psychedelic if you=ve been sniffing catnip), they are loud and VERY SCARY. Apart from seeing homes festooned with American flags and hearing off-key versions of the Star Spangled Banner played by horrible high school bands, and the possibility of eating leftover BBQ, there is not much for a cat to look forward to on the 4th of July except the return of sanity on the 5th. NOTE: The 4th of July is a time you outdoor cats should stay inside. Believe it or not, some twisted humans will actually go out of their way to torment cats with fireworks. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Here’s wishing everyone (cat, human and otherwise) a safe, happy and fun-filled 4th of July!
Your Friend,
Quasi
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73 days ago by johanna69
lots of love 
love Max and Rex xxxx
76 days ago by johanna69
Hi quasi we hope you will be our new kitty friend we think your so cute and kool love max and rex xxxx
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