My Cats

Birthday: April 1, 2005
Breed:
Size: Large
Nickname: fat ass
From: an ex bff and ex gf
Home Date: January 1, 2006
Hi my name is Porsche. I was rescued from a stripper and her husband who didn't take care of me so now I only have one eye (damn them!) But... that doesn't stop me from having the biggest personalilty for a cat you've ever seen. Some people think I'm a human! I like to cuddle, cuddle, cuddle all day long. I cuddle like a human i will spoon you, put my arms around your neck and sleep on your head. i will lay my head on your pillow and cover myself with a blanket and snore. If I want to cuddle I will demand your attention all day long and I will not stop! If I want it I am going to get it! I will force myself onto your lap no matter where you are sitting and I will scratch if I have to! I also bite elbows! I may be fat but I am cute so do not ignore me! Luckily I have a buddy named Brie to cuddle with when my humans aren't home. Did i mention I like to eat? I love food so much my belly sways when I run, but thats ok because i can still fit through the cat door. I looove lounging in the sunshine! I seem to have lost my voice because when I try to talk it comes out as a grunt... it's too much effort. I am a happy cat when I got a full belly and a lap to sleep on. I make a very comfy pillow by the way!
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Cat Life
Favorite Nap Spot: the couch
Favorite Bathroom Spot: the box and outside
Favorite Food/Treats: i will eat anything i really like pork chops!
Favorite Toy: your hair and my birdy toy
Tricks: roll over so u can rub my belly
Pet Peeves: not giving me enough attention
Cat Tags
Traits
"Rescued" "Indoor" "Blind" "Outdoor"
Mating
"Spayed"
Birthday: May 1, 2006
Breed:
Size: Small
Nickname: pretty girl,brie cheese
Home Date: April 18, 2008
My name is Brie and I am the most beautiful and perfect cat in the world. I like to pose pretty all day long. I am very prissy and self centered porsche tells me. I have a very beautiful voice and like to talk to you. Sometimes I'm a bit whiny and demanding. If you get to know me you will be able to tell what i want by my very different meows. Sometimes I am bi polar and anxious and shy i will ask for something then run away when u try and pet me. It takes me a while to warm up but once I do, you are lucky to be graced with my presence. I got a friend named porsche she is big and fat and I like to use her as a pillow. If it wasn't for her I would probably never come out from under the bed.
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Cat Life
Favorite Nap Spot: the bed,or under it
Favorite Bathroom Spot: the box
Favorite Food/Treats: I only eat Iams
Favorite Toy: I am too shy I just play with Porche
Tricks: skidding across the kitchen floor and down the stairs
Pet Peeves: loud noises and fast movements
Cat Tags
Traits
"Indoor" "Outdoor"
Mating
"Spayed"
Birthday: June 1, 2004
Breed: Siamese
Size: Small
Nickname: charles
From: ex husbands friend
Home Date: November 1, 2004
Yo my name is Charlie Brown and I live in Las Vegas with my owners parents! I rule the hood around here on the east side! all the other cats know whos boss! My hobbies include hunting,killing,fighting,and sleeping. I sleep all day then when that door opens at night I go out to court the ladies! I guess u could say I've been around the block a few times (literally). I can fight and kick ass i even even kicked a pitbulls ass once! So don't mess with me! I may be small but I pack a bite! I love the outdoors I used to live in Montana but I chased all the other cats off the property so i had to leave. I do not get along well with others which is why I do not live with Brie and Porsche.I yell alot too my voice is loud! I whine and bitch until u let me out i hate being in the house! I like to wander! I love my humans though..I go out all night come home around 2 or 3 AM eat get a back rub from my woman and go to sleep. I am a typical male. Then I sleep all day and do it all over again! Some people may call me cocky but thats cuz they are intimidated!
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Cat Life
Favorite Nap Spot: i nap outdoors,indoors,on couches,tables,people any time the mood strikes
Favorite Bathroom Spot: outside i don't own a box
Favorite Food/Treats: I eat wet food
Favorite Toy: mice and birds i hunt to kill and bring the food home!
Tricks: i can climb a tree faster then u can say...
Pet Peeves: staying indoors too long
Cat Tags
Traits
"Outdoor"
Mating
"Will hump anything"
My BFF Pals
My 8 Cat Pals









