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Aliens are here!
This is a warning to all you kitties out there (and even those doggies out there)! Aliens may take over your people's bodies and they will do things they would NEVER do otherwise! It's happened before to me! These creatures will grab you and put you in a plastic crate and carry you off to a foreign planet called "The Vet's" where they will do all sorts of test and stuff to you. They will even shove something up your butt! It is so undignified!My Mom is up to something!
My mom VOLUNTEERED to brush me!! I did not have to beg her like I normally do. Instead, she went into the brushing room (she calls it the tv room) and sat on the floor--WITH THE BRUSH IN HER HAND! And not the whimpy brush my brother tolerates, but the BLUE one!! I knew something was wrong, so I hid behind the sofa and refused to come out! She'd call me and tap the brush on the floor, but I knew she HAD to be up to something (like taking me to the vet or cleaning out my ears or some other form of torture).
I may like brushing, but I know when she is up to something. She claimed she just wanted to watch television (and not even Animal Planet) and to avoid me MEOOOOOOWing all evening long. But I knew better. --Pandy
Why the ducks
Mom really does know that she does not look like ducks. But she does seem to like critters. Even the feathered ones. She claims she only likes them because we like to watch them when they sneak up on the patio... but we know better. She likes all animals and thinks it is very special we all can get so close to nature while still leaving it alone. But let's get one thing straight, she likes us best!Busy day
Today was a very busy day for me. I helped mom make the bed. She is not very good about making sure the sheets are spread out, so I get up there and smack at all the wrinkles.... I also check under the fitted one for bed-mice. You can never be too careful!
And of course, I had to help with the laundry. My favorite part is the dryer sheet, but mom has switched to liquid softener so I can't play with those sheets! She can be soooo mean! --Q
Today was busy for me too. I had to spend all day meowing for mom to brush me. She can be very dense. I only got brushed twice! Mom can be soooo mean! --Pandy
Need advice
How can I get my people to stop looking at this box thing they call a computer? They should be paying attention to me!! |
