88 days ago by Olie | 58 views | 1 meows

Dear Snakes and Mice

Dear Snakes and Mice,

Mom and Dad said that we are moving in with you soon.  They said that they put in an offer on the house where you are living and that we will be moving in with you in approximately 5-6 weeks.  This is your warning.  It is a fair warning, with plenty of time for you to heed the warning, we highly recommend that you move out.  We know you enjoy the ocean view and lots of space, but we are taking over.  You may see us and think we look sweet, but when we see you, we will not think you LOOK sweet, we will think you TASTE sweet, and we will get you.  Your only consolation is that there are no snakes and mice where we live now, and therefore, we are inexperienced hunters, but rest assured, we will figure it out.  It will not be a quick meeting between us and you.  We will play with you for hours and hours, to the point that most humans will have sympathy for you, then we will play some more.  Maybe you will learn your lesson and escape, or maybe not.  Heed our warning, lil snakes and mice, we are the Cat Heads, and we are moving in!!! 

Louie, Melvink, TYK, and Kiddo