Hello lower humans!!! I am named Bruce by my persons, but as a cat, I go by another name that you could not POSSIBLY understand. Well, I grew up in the woods nearby this house of humans I currently live with. Then one day, I was cold and knew that it was time to find a nice warm house to rule from. The cats inside were quiet and seemed afraid of me, but for good reason cause any cat that crosses me will have to deal with the wrath of Brucy!! Even if they don't, I'll still show them who's boss, just to keep them from getting all the food and coming out of the basement unauthorized.

I would like to rule the world if I understood how humans work, but human society is still too confusing to me. But I can bend any human to my will, it's not that hard. Just some purring and affection goes a long way with these humans, it gets them to feed me when I want to eat. ;)

Hi. My name is Tigger. My sister and I lived outside with our mother until one day these humans came to take my sister away. I didn't want her to go so I bit the hand of one of the humans. But they took her and later came back for me. I've lived in their house since then. The largest person scares me all the time and every time I come out of the basement, I get taken to the vet, so I don't come out much.

Hi my name is Ginger. My brother and I lived outside with our mother until one day these humans tried to take me away from my brother, but we didn't want to be seperated so he bit one of the humans. We've lived there ever since. When I got there, there was this mean cat, Shadow that never seemed to like eiher one of us kittens and then later the humans brought in ANOTHER cat. This new cat just took over and he grabs me and bites. I try to tell him he can have the house, but he doesn't listen, then he got my brother to do it too. And then two of the humans chase me around all the time. I just want to sit in a chair or in the dinning room in peace, but I get chased off.

Hello, my name is Shadow. I was with my littermates at the apple festival when these humans came to take me away. At their house, there was an older cat that reminded me of mommy, so I had an easy time adjusting. But when I was older the humans began bringing in all these new cats! First there were the two kittens, then later a one-year-old cat that's ben trying to take over!! When they got the kittens, I thought they were bad enough, but then they got the older cat, so I started to pee on the carpet again, and was confined to a small room with a toilet and a sink. There's where I spent my days. Doing time for peeing on the carpet while they gave me weird food to try to stop me from peeing. Turns out I had an infection which later began to slowly kill me. Then one day, my last day came and I said to my humans "Please, I can't go on...Goodbye, I'll miss you."

Hello, my name is Tasha. I was found while trying to break into a person's house, but then I got taken to another one. I was there for a little while when they decided to move somewhere else. They had these bratty little mini-humans that would chase me around so I scratched one of them in the eyelid. They then got more respect for the cat then! Then they got a little grey kitten, I was okay with her cause she was just a kitten, and couldn't take over my house. Then they got more cats, but I didn't mind the other cats that much, they left delicious kitten chow for me to eat. By the time the little kittens calmed down I was already getting old. At one time they chased me clear off the duct and I fell. I was not happy with those cats, but it wouldn't be the last time it happened. I fell off the duct again and my paw popped out of the socket and it healed that way. It was painful to walk, but not as bad as when I got an infection in my mouth from all the dry food I had been eating. I was in so much pain and spent the rest of my days drooling on the floor until I couldn't stand the pain anymore.