The first year of my life I was bounced between 3 homes.  The 3rd was a nice old man who was real good to me and wanted to keep me but it was hard for him to bend and clean my litter box and once almost tripped over me so he asked his daughter if she would find me a good home.  She wanted to keep me but already had two large male cats, Max and Sammy, so she found someone nice to take care of me.  Max weighed 12lbs and Sammy 18 and I was so tiny at about 5lbs.  I had to go to their house first until my new human was ready for me.  So I had to spend the night with the two male cats.  The human lady was worried but I wasn't.  I went straight up to the big boys , smacked them both and then started to eat their food.  You could say that I made them my @#$%.  The human lady knew that I would be just fine.  I never made it to the home of the lady I was promised to.  I liked this one.  And my new human promised I would never have to live in another home again. 

   As it turned out I came into this new home at just the right time.  After about a year in my new forever home my buddy Max got real sick.  He had cancer before and beat it but this time it came back full force and he went to the big kitty heaven in the sky.  I was sad for days and looked for him for about a week.  Sammy would have been all alone if it wasn't for me.  My human mom says it is uncanny how much I act like Max.   However, I do it on purpose so she gets to be reminded of him.

Oh btw my best friend is a fish named Brandon Lee.  He is an asian fighting fish.  We like each other a bunch.  I drink form his fish bowl all the time and he just swims around.  Sometimes I even tap him and he just keeps swimming.  His dad, Bruce, is not as friendly so I don't play with him.

My early years were rough.  I was alone and living in the streets.  I saw and did things no kitty should have to .  It was fight or flight.  I fought and have the scars to prove it.  One day I saw a house with a white kitty inside.  He looked so happy and I could tell he wasn't hungry or scratched up.  That was the life I wanted.  The lady there left food outside.  I ate it.  She left water too.  Then she left the garage door open for me in the winter.  It was so nice to have a warm place to sleep.  I lived like this for a year.  I would never let the lady get close to me.  She tried but I would always run.  I had trust issues.  But one day I just knew that she was a friend.  I meowed and then strolled up to her and let her pet me.  I had to stay outside for awhile longer until she could make sure that I was not sick.  I had it all Mites, fleas, a nasal problem, eye issues and I was not fixed.  I was one expensive stray.  But worth every penny.  I took all my meds , let the lady rub goop in my ears, put drops in my eyes, even took nasal spray.  I knew she was going to make me hers.  Max took me in too.  There were a few problems at first but we soon got along fine.  I am now the most loving kitty you could ever ask for.  I love all humans and I love dogs too.  I play with them and give them kisses.  And the dogs like me.  I love being domesticated.  It kicks ass!