98 days ago by Krying | 130 views | 6 meows

Baby Willow for President!

My fellow felines.  I, Baby Willow, have decided to toss my collar into the ring and run for President.  I have learned quite a bit in the 3 months that I have been alive and I want to fight for our rights!!!  Let's get straight to it.

HEALTH CARE!

All kitties should have the availability of low cost health care.  We should never have to ever worry about rabies, feline Leukemia or any other dreaded disease.  I will work on wiping out rabies altogether one kitty at a time.  It can be done.  I will also work to make sure every human knows to spay and neuter their felines.  Mama kitties should never have to be a baby making machine over and over again.  I was spayed and I don't even remember it!

Humans should also give their kitties rub downs and massages everyday and daily brushings.  We don't like our fur getting matted either and our muscles get tight too.

WAR ON DRUGS!

I will lead the fight against humans who don't  give their kitties Cat Nip!  We love it.  We want it and it is good for our digestion.  My human mom doesn't know but I tried a little yesterday.  It was soooo great!  She thinks I am too young but I disagree!  More CatNip more CatNip more CatNip!

WAR ON TERROR!

I will lead the fight to make sure all doggies have a good home too and aren't mistreated so that they are lovers and not fighters.  Then they won't want to chase us.  And I will also encourage humans to walk their doggies on leashes and not  let them run wild.  They need guidance and will love you even more for it.  Also, if all the boy kitties get neutered then they won't be so agressive and territorial so in return there will be less fighting.  Funny how that works.

WAR ON HUNGER!

No Kitty (or any animal) should spend a day without a meal.  Thanks to many kind humans and rescue groups lots of stray kitties get fed but there are plenty that still starve.  If all kitties got spay or neutered ( I think there is a theme here) then there would not be so many strays and ferals going hungry.  Controlled colonies are what we all need to strive for.

NO NEW TAXES!

OK, I don't know what that means but they say it a lot on the big square talking box so it must be good.

And of course PLAY TIME!  We just want to have fun so I encourage all kitties to play toghether and to have nothing but LOVE for one another.  Not all kitties have humans that play with them so we have to stick together and enjoy what each of us has to offer no matter how different looking or acting we all may be.

Those are my promises and I am sticking to them!

Peace,

Baby Willow

 Oh BTW  I'm an Independent!