Hello, I am a lazy cat who likes to eat a lot.  My owners keep me on a strict medicated diet which is rubbish, so I mither the neighbours and they feed me too!

I am very friendly and have come on leaps and bounds (not literally) since my owners got me.  I don't like other cats, but persevere with the cat I share my home with, unless I haven't been out all day / been fed yet, and then I take it out on her.

I like to poo next to the litter tray rather than in it, and sometimes I decide that fur is not for me and promptly try to lick it all off.  For some reason my owners don't approve of this and make me wear a stupid bowl round my head...