I'm just a big lazy guy that my mom picked from the litter of my sisters and me on the day I was born...we have been together ever since. I share my house (although I am the King) with my cat mom, Mama, my sister, Squeak, and my two best friends, Misty and Brock. And oh yeah my hooman moms just got a dog!!! Not so sure I like him much!

 Me...my hoomans say I'm not too bright but I am very lovable...I am. I love everyone (even the dog but don't tell Dude) My boy chose me over the phone from a friend of his moms and his mom chose my sister Misty cause we were best litter-mates. I am twice the size of my sister but she can still beat me up.

 I am the cootest here cause my hooman mom says so...I have to agree with my brother Brock about the dog...he is ok. He is learning that we rule the house. I like to help my hooman type to her friends on messenger and they know it is me cause I type real nice. Everyone thinks it's funny that Brock and I are brother and sister because I am so small and coot and he is just a big lunk. My "daddy" Dude protects me from Brock cause he thinks I can't take care of myself but when dady isn't looking I pick on Brock...shhhhhhhh don't tell anyone.