Hi! I'm Duff and pretty new to.... well... everything! Just six months ago I was brought to a home with some curly haired lady and her other pet.. she calls him her boyfriend or Vinny.

So far things have been working out well for me at my new home. They feed me, scratch me, and clean up my poop so I've come to finally realize they are my servants so I must be some sort of royalty. I have a few friends my main servant, Sarah, brings over to entertain me. One goes by the name, Celeste, and she loves to make weird noises at me and hold me hostage while I continuously take bites out of her hand which seems to not phase her. She is a strong one, that Celeste, but she is a worthy adversary. I decided to join a group of others that can relate to my love for places my servants forbid me to go. Also, I search for others that love to chase flies, strings, and steal straws while no one is looking.