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I'm NOT Stupid!!
I have this toy that is a blue, fuzzy bird with a feather butt, and makes a chirpy sound. (It looks like a minature blue bird.) Mom got it for me thinking that the chirpy sound would really get my attention and I would play with it more. It was interesting enough at first, but I wasn´t overly impressed. First of all, I KNOW the difference between a real bird and a fake bird. A real bird has feathers all over and not just sticking out from the butt. Also, a real one doesn´t have fuzz. Last, I know a fake chirpy sound when I hear it. If mom REALLLY wants me to play with a bird, she should either let me run around loose outside (which I know isn´t going to happen), or go outside and catch one for me, and bring it in to me. I actually think this last idea is pretty good as she iS my slave, and I shouldn´t have to put out the energy when she could do it for me. I´d rather use my energy for other things like napping, eatng, and blogging! I think one of these days I AM going to put the bitey on that bird and kill it just so I won´t have to listen to it anymore. (heehee!!) Love, Beau
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