217 days ago by Beau | 75 views | 1 meows

How to Know if You're a Southern Kitty

1. You say meh-ow or mah-ow, instead of meow. (mehw intstead of mew.)
2. You know a cat named Tahlulah, Belle, Beauregard, Robert E. Lee, or have Bob as their middle name (Jim/Billy/Joe-Bob).
3. You know what grits taste like, and that they´re better with garlic and cheese.
4. You know where "down/over yonder" actually is.
5. You get excited over snow.
6. Your collar bling is a confederate/rebel flag.
7. You know biscuits are better toasted.
8. You move at a slower pace and know how to saunter.
9. You speak to every cat you meet and a stranger is a friend you haven´t met yet.
10. You wear a bolero or bow tie instead of a neck tie or bandana.
11. You know the difference between red-eye, brown, and country gravy.