My name is Ron, and Im a real bad boy, I terrorise all the local cats, and Our stupid Dog, He gets all the attention, just coz he's well behaved, So if he comes anywhere near me I just hiss at him or scratch him on the face. I do get on wit Reg, but he's a bit boring as he doesn't like to fight, and he's completely at on with nature!! I mean the other day I walked out in the Garden, to find him fast asleep surrounded by birds eating off the ground, and even if he woke up he wouldn't of touched one. I'd of been straight in there for a snack!!! I guess you always have to have one bad guy!!!! I do like to have a cuddle, but then my ears go right back, and my tail starts going, and I just have to sink my teeth in and scratch!! I cant help it, its an affection thing!!!!!!! Ha, Ha, Ha.

Hey, My name's Reg, and Im the cute one, I love everybody, Including the Dog!!  I have got a secret about where I started out in life, But Im not telling anyone, as its just for me to know!!! But the family I moved in with seemed nice enough, So here I've stayed! I do get on with Ron, but sometimes he tries to get my head in his mouth, and its not good, that cat has breath that should be against the law!!!